

With the ridiculous amount of spelling lessons hidden within these tracks, you would think that someone would catch that one. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.Especially when the words that are yelled at me are typical Lil Wayne lyrics. I have a strong suspicion that the drummer for this album was a one-legged dog with an eye patch.The simplicity and vulgarity of the guitar solos made my ears want to bleed.He does him so well, why try to change it? Weezy should not be making “rock” music.Major gripes about Lil Wayne’s “Rebirth”: I physically hurt trying to listen to more than 3 songs at a time. I’d rather be stuck on a four hour bus ride with a group of Bonobo monkeys singing the chorus to “The Macarena” over and over again. You know… I was going to go through the entire CD, song by song, but seriously, I couldn’t make it that far. and something else about jumping out of windows. Once you make it into the singing you are hit with a real treat… Lil Wayne literally yelling his obscure lyrics (what he does best!) at you.īasically, this song is about repetitive bass playing, a Rock and Roll Jesus, something about T.I. Not only that, but the intro lasted 45 seconds.

Hell, my four year old could have written a better beginning to the song. That being said, I was a horrible bass player, yet I have a feeling I could have wrote a better beginning to this song.

The first 5 seconds of this song seriously brought me back to the days when I played bass in a Blink-182 cover band. It’s basically every episode of Degrassi rolled into a three and a half minute song. Even so, a lot of people can relate to this song in some way… Oh who am I kidding? It’s a song about a snobby popular girl dissing on the nerdy guy that was totally in love with her in high school, then the nerdy guy goes on to become rich while the snobby popular girl stays back in her home town and achieves nothing. Then you remember how rich he is and all is well again. One thing I do know is that Lil Wayne is ridiculously angry about some high school sleeze screwing him over at some point. It’s not the most spectacular song, but it is listenable. The guitar, drums, lyrics, and autotuner are all simple and sweet and, somehow, that works in a boring kind of way. I will admit, I really didn’t mind this song. Weezy can get girls naked with a single nod in their general direction.Weezy didn’t record his cd loud enough, so he needs to constantly remind you that you may need to turn the volume up.Weezy can spell a word that is at least five letters long.Weezy owns a Rolls Royce in which he listens to his own albums in.Weezy is paranoid that the Man is out to get him.Basically what I’m getting from this one is the following: Even after reading the lyrics, I was still left in a state of confusion. Between the terrible guitar rifts and the non-existent rhythm, I had to Google the lyrics to get what the song was even trying to say. Baby is political? Really? Is that what I’m getting from this song? Because I sure as hell can’t tell. It lived down to my expectations and then some. It will sound the same and you’ll get to lift an acne-ridden teen’s spirits in the process. Go support your local garage band, instead. If you aren’t wanting to read the following, I’ll just sum it up, now, and say that “Rebirth” is pure unadulterated crap. Even so, I trudged on to hear our Weezy’s newest project. When I heard that Lil Wayne’s new album “Rebirth” was not a re-release but, instead, a rock album, I felt cold and confused inside. Oh Lil Wayne, how we love you… For your ridiculous RAP lyrics. Lil Wayne Rebirth… A Review with Pictures
